✩ SECOND DISCOVERY | VIDEO

[adai]

[The video opens to show Rossiu seated on the bed in a hotel room. He's wearing his usual outfit, completely with stupid poncho and currently has quite a few books spread out before him. They're all incredibly simple and have more pictures than words, but the topic seems to be Eevees and their evolutions. The Pokémon in question is sleeping sprawled on top of some of the books.]

Hello. I have a question for you. I'm sure this has been asked plenty of times before, but what should I evolve my Eevee into?

[Rossiu picks up one of the books, flipping the pages absently as he thinks.]

I already have the following types: Psychic, Ice, Fire, Grass, and Fairy. That leaves Umbreon, Vaporeon, and Jolteon. I suppose I could keep him as an Eevee, but I'm not sure what the advantages to that would be.

[He finally looks back up at the 'Gear, his expression still far too serious for this conversation.]

I'd like to hear about your experiences with Eevees and their evolved forms as well. While I would prefer to evolve him into a type I don't have, I'm not opposed to going with something else.

[...]

Oh, and I have another question. Does anyone know why Eevee has so many different evolution choices? I thought all Pokémon had one path of evolution.

[Alright, that's everything. Rossiu nods to himself.]

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[infinityunlimitedflame]

That is indeed the creature of which I speak. To have seen through my words so easily...that is quite the accomplishment, indeed!

[He's impressed.]

And I will do more than just inform you. When I have unlocked the true secret of these beings, everyone will know that it was Gundam Tanaka, terror incarnate, who accomplished such a feat!

[...Gundam you are not terror incarnate why did you even...]

But to answer your original question, I would indeed suggest an Umbreon, if you truly feel that you are capable of surviving any attempt to raise such a terrifying creature.

[Gundam stop.]

[adai]

[All he got out of that was "lunar" and he figured that had to do with the moon so...?? He tried!!]

I'm sure everyone will be pleased to know.

["Terror incarnate" oh god.]

How are they terrifying? Are they really strong in battle? They look pretty cute...

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Cute? Cute? That may be, but make no mistake, it is a creature of the purest darkness imaginable! What other fearsome beast can strike terror into the hearts of its foes by merely being exposed to the moon's light! What other creature can spray the deadliest toxins imaginable from its pores?

[..what other creature can do that and not naturally learn any poison type moves?]

Raising such a creature is hardly something for those faint of heart.

[adai]

Ah, I see. Forgive me if I insulted you.

[He still looks pretty amused though.]

They definitely sound powerful, though I'm not sure how badly I want to see one spray toxins from their pores...

[You have a way with words, Gundam.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Hey don't blame him. Blame the Pokedex.]

How presumptuous of you! As if your insults could pierce my astral armor!

[...]

[adai]

...Oh, of course. I didn't mean to assume anything, Gundam!

[HE CAN'T why is your way of talking so hilarious??]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Because...Gundam.]

Then you have nothing to fear.

[And back to the topic at hand.]

But tell me, are there any potential outcomes for the creature that you identify with the most? Perhaps that would help you decide.